There is a March wind blowing, and the sky is filled with heavy, black moving clouds. The crows in the pine trees are making such a clamour! It's an intoxicating, exhilarating, CALLING noise. You want to close your books and be off over the hills to race with the wind.
We had a paper chase last Saturday over five miles of squashy 'cross country. The fox (composed of three girls and a bushel or so of confetti) started half an hour before the twenty-seven hunters. I was one of the twenty-seven; eight dropped by the wayside; we ended nineteen. The trail led over a hill, through a cornfield, and into a swamp where we had to leap lightly from hummock to hummock. Of course half of us went in ankle deep. We kept losing the trail, and we wasted twenty-five minutes over that swamp. Then up a hill through some woods and in at a barn window! The barn doors were all locked and the window was up high and pretty small. I don't call that fair, do you?
But we didn't go through; we circumnavigated the barn and picked up the trail where it issued by way of a low shed roof on to the top of a fence. The fox thought he had us there, but we fooled him. Then straight away over two miles of rolling meadow, and awfully hard to follow, for the confetti was getting sparse. The rule is that it must be at the most six feet apart, but they were the longest six feet I ever saw. Finally, after two hours of steady trotting, we tracked Monsieur Fox into the kitchen of Crystal Spring (that's a farm where the girls go in bob sleighs and hay wagons for chicken and waffle suppers) and we found the three foxes placidly eating milk and honey and biscuits. They hadn't thought we would get that far; they were expecting us to stick in the barn window.
Both sides insist that they won. I think we did, don't you? Because we caught them before they got back to the campus. Anyway, all nineteen of us settled like locusts over the furniture and clamoured for honey. There wasn't enough to go round, but Mrs. Crystal Spring (that's our pet name for her; she's by rights a Johnson) brought up a jar of strawberry jam and a can of maple syrup—just made last week—and three loaves of brown bread.
兩邊都堅持自己是贏家．我覺得我們贏了，你不認為嗎？因為我們在他們回去校園之前抓到他們．總之，我們十九個像蝗蟲般的吵著要蜂蜜．但蜂蜜吃完了，水晶之泉太太（那是我們幫她起的小名，她夫姓強生）拿出一瓶草莓果醬和一罐楓糖漿 － 上週才做的 － 以及三條全麥麵包．
We didn't get back to college till half-past six—half an hour late for dinner—and we went straight in without dressing, and with perfectly unimpaired appetites! Then we all cut evening chapel, the state of our boots being enough of an excuse.
我們到六點半才回學校 － 晚餐遲到半小時 － 我們衣服也沒換就去吃晚餐，而且胃口絲毫不減．飯後我們沒有去教堂，用我們的髒靴子當藉口綽綽有餘．
I never told you about examinations. I passed everything with the utmost ease—I know the secret now, and am never going to fail again. I shan't be able to graduate with honours though, because of that beastly Latin prose and geometry Freshman year. But I don't care. Wot's the hodds so long as you're 'appy? (That's a quotation. I've been reading the English classics.)
我還沒跟你提考試的事．我輕鬆無比的全部過關 － 我現在知道秘訣，而且絕不會再考不及格．雖然我無法光榮的畢業，因為大一時那可惡的拉丁散文和幾何學．但我並不在乎．只要我開心就好．（引用自最近在讀的英文經典作家．）
註：原文的Wot’s the hodds so long as you’re ‘appy? 應該是引用自一首歌名“What's the Odds so Long as You're Happy”，作者是Charles James Dunphie (1820-1908)，愛爾蘭記者，藝術及文學批評家，歌詞作者及詩人．
Speaking of classics, have you ever read Hamlet? If you haven't, do it right off. It's PERFECTLY CORKING. I've been hearing about Shakespeare all my life, but I had no idea he really wrote so well; I always suspected him of going largely on his reputation.
I have a beautiful play that I invented a long time ago when I first learned to read. I put myself to sleep every night by pretending I'm the person (the most important person) in the book I'm reading at the moment.
At present I'm Ophelia—and such a sensible Ophelia! I keep Hamlet amused all the time, and pet him and scold him and make him wrap up his throat when he has a cold. I've entirely cured him of being melancholy. The King and Queen are both dead—an accident at sea; no funeral necessary—so Hamlet and I are ruling in Denmark without any bother. We have the kingdom working beautifully. He takes care of the governing, and I look after the charities. I have just founded some first-class orphan asylums. If you or any of the other Trustees would like to visit them, I shall be pleased to show you through. I think you might find a great many helpful suggestions.
此刻我是奧菲莉亞 － 而且是理性的奧菲莉亞．我逗哈姆雷特開心，我寵他也訓他，在他感冒時提醒他把脖子包好．我把他的憂鬱完全治好．國王和皇后都去世了 － 海難，所以不需要葬禮 － 哈姆雷特和我沒有阻礙的統治丹麥王國．我們把國家治理良好．他負責國事，我負責慈善事業．我剛成立了一間一流的孤兒院．如果你或任何其他理事有意來訪，我很樂意帶你們參觀．我想也許你會獲得許多有幫助的建議．
I remain, sir,
Yours most graciously,OPHELIA,
Queen of Denmark.
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